And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
