i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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