I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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