I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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