I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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