Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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