What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Randomize
