I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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