i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Randomize
