it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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