i think my tv is drunk
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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