Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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