My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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