I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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