You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Dignity is for republicans.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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