my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
