Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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