You're my little dorito
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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