There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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