belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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