Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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