I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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