I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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