Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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