so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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