no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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