Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
