we're blogging at a bar
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im holly from the hills drunk
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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