Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize