Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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