I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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