Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
