Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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