im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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