Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Im part way to drunk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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