you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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