Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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