just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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