508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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