ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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