I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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