we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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