More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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