Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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