That's intense
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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