Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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