it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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