Did you just see the Batmobile???
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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