Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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