buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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