My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i came on her dog
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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