do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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