come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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