Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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